Monthly Archives: February 2011

Want to gain weight? Get a vasectomy.

The last few days of my life have been the absolute weirdest of recent memory. I was prescribed a single Valium to take 1/2 hour before my ‘procedure’. 15 minutes before my procedure, I received a particularly cantankerous email from … Continue reading

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Everybody out of the gene pool

Mrs. Potter was at least 165 years old when she told my wife Karen – after the birth of our 2nd child ( a girl ), “Good. Now you have one of each. Get your tubes tied”. I’m not comfortable … Continue reading

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222 on 2/22

God has a sense of humor. If you’re not convinced of that, go back to post-resurrection Jesus walking down the beach towards his disciples who were hanging out, fishing – just like he’d found them originally. And like before, they’d … Continue reading

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A 17 year old girl saved my life

We watched “The Social Network” over the weekend. If you haven’t already watched it, I won’t be one of those jerks that spoils it for you. I will say this…I wasn’t surprised that Facebook was born because a guy loved … Continue reading

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Life at 225

Were you and I in an elevator, with a group of other people – and we were to stare at the maximum occupancy weight for said elevator – you should know that I’m in for 225 of those ‘just before … Continue reading

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