Monthly Archives: December 2010

Superman is Jesus…I think

Disclaimer: These are pretty fresh thoughts, and though they lay on the boundary of blasphemy I risk a brain anurism if I don’t write this out as the stream of conciousness flows through these synapses, and fingertips. Kal-El, was sent … Continue reading

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Me and the fireman getting sweaty

I decided last week that as much as I knew about my diet, I was relatively clueless about exercise. I own a treadmill, an elliptical, an all in one Gym, and a rowing machine. I have a Reebok “step”…and I … Continue reading

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What me, my dog, and my phone have in common

My Alaskan Malamute and I, have a lot in common. First off, we’re bigger than most of our peers…and we eat a lot (or used to, anyways). That one is obvious, at least to me. Second, we get bored….easily. It … Continue reading

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Bare Naked Mental Block

I’m sitting here right now, and there’s something that I know I have to do. I’ve had to do it for weeks. There’s nothing particularly hard about it. There’s nothing impossibly difficult about it. I just have to do it. … Continue reading

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Pod People

It’s a movie scene nearly everyone on the planet has watched. Neo, or Mr. Anderson (depending on which side you’re playing for) is laying in a pile of pink goo in a Duracell power pod a quarter mile above the … Continue reading

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I am dying. And so are you.

You, are dying. From the moment you were born, free radicals in your blood stream were attacking every square inch of your innards, circling your mortality like Joshua and the walls of Jericho. We all have a belly buttons. We … Continue reading

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Introducing the two Michaels….it begins.

I was a 185 pound teenager. Five feet ten inches tall. I could run for miles, bike for dozens of miles at a time. Yet, for some reason—I was referred to as “Beached Whale” by the Gym coach at Saxton … Continue reading

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